So I'm fucking this midget........

Don't you hate it when you go to get another job, they have thease INSANELY stupid little personality quiz's, are the managers and supervisors THAT FUCKING lazy they can't give a fair and accurate judgement BEFORE they hire you ? Apparently not,some computer has to determine if your going to be the next Ted Bundy or Charles Manson wanna-be, or if you are going to be a good little drone and do what your told.Well here's my contribution to personality quizs.

Question 1
You are in line at your favorite supermarket behind a really big fat fuck who is constantly farting and gassing you out, what would you do ?

(A).Stuff the National Enquirer up his ass, stand back and wait for him to explode ?
(B).Tap him on the shoulder and ask him to please "STOP FARTING YOU FAT FUCK"

(C).Stick that watermelon sitting in your cart up his ass sideways


Question 2
Its your first day on the job, you walk into the employee break room and see everybody gathered around the television watching some beastility porn,would you...

(A).Pull up a chair and watch

(B).Change the channel to Ophra Winfrey

(C).Turn around, tell your boss to "fuck off" and quit.

Question 3.

You are helping a BIG BREASTED blond out,and a cranky old hag comes up to you DEMANDING you help her, what do you do ?

(A).Tell the old hag, "shut yo hole bitch, I'll be wit you in a sec

(B).Ignore the screaming douche bag in hopes she'll move on

(C).Wait until the blond is distracted and push the old lady down

Question 4

You are on your break, a customer comes up to you and asks if you can assist them, what do you tell em ?

(A).Look at your watch and say "Sorry, I'm on my break, come back in 15 min".

(B).Tell em, "find somebody else, I'm busy"

(C).Punch em in the stomach and walk away quickly

Question 5

Youre a lifeguard at a beach,supervisor complains about you staring at the half naked women walking back & forth,what do you do say ?

(A)"What,are you a fucking homo or something ?"

(B)"Get the hell outta here you fucking desk jockey"

(C)."Can you watch the water for a minute ? I'll be right back."

Anyway, that's my contribution to "quizs" that determine if you can flip that burger properly or not while making minuim wage at the dead end job you are probbly going quit in a month or less.